I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts....
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Nora Ephron
I've got about ten things to say to you right now. But at least nine of them would make me sound like a psycho.” In spite of the seriousness of the situation, I nearly smiled. “What’s the tenth thing?” I asked his shirtfront. He paused,...
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Lisa Kleypas
Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends:...
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Unknown
Don't run I never liked fast food
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Rachel Caine
The best things in life are crazy.
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Emme Rollins
More Quotes By Joe Rogan
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
